~Mythical Breast~
Swig Swag, Im A Cat Loving Fag.
"The Doctor Will Know, The Doctor Always Knows." Im Forever looking for My Raggedy Man.

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

(Source: kelvinbenjamin)


theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”


dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille)


jesuislepoisson:

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

you


lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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queerpoc:

savezachbitch:

guys, i said arabs smell. doesn’t mean i don’t like them. it’s just a fact. if that makes me a racist then i dont give a fuck and im not deleting. you’re pathetic. so

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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them